MUPPET SHOW OUTLINES

JACK WILD
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(Mid Season 2)

OUTLINE
Plot- After a miscommunication from Scooter, Piggy thinks Kermit is gonna pop the question, which causes the pig to go on a love fueled rampage, and Kermit tries to hide from Piggy throughout the whole show.
Gonzo gag-
.Song-A two headed monster sings Two Faces Have I
GS Spot-Jack sings Melody(with The Electric Mayhem)
.Skit-Muppet Labs(Self Lasing Shoes)
.Song-Flute Book and Candle Song(Robin and Sweetums)
.UK Spot- Janice sings Swing Low,Sweet Chariot
.Song-Piggy wanting to know how Kermit feels about her asks him “Do You Love Me”
.Song-Jack helps Robin with his homework by  singing The Pronoun Song(HR Pufnstuf)
.Song-I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face(remake of old variety sketch) (Cut short)
.Skit-Vets Hospital(Two Headed Monster as patient)
.Closing Number Jack sings Good Morning Starshine to Miss Mousey and soon other Muppets **join in(Same set from Pure Imagination)
**(Fozzie,Gonzo,Floyd,Zoot,Janice,)
Goodnights
Kermit,Fozzie,Miss Mousey, Gonzo,Scooter Miss Piggy, Sweetums,Robin


ROBIN WILLIAMS
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(Late Season 3 or 4.)

OUTLINE
Plot-Kermit begrudgingly allows Sam to plan the closing number, which the eagle wants to be proper,dignified and cultured in a Victorian setting, but while planning everyone else gets tired and plans to reck it.
Gonzo gag-Snake comes out of trumpet and crushes Gonzo
.Song-A bunch of doo wopping frogs sing 'Get a Job' to a down and out Fozzie
.GS Spot-Robin sings Thats Life(And wisecracks throughout)
.Skit-Pigs In Space
.UK Spot-Piggy sings Someday My “Frog” Will Come
.Skit-Robin plays a night watchmen at a space station and unknowingly lets aliens pass by him(Also includes Friends From Venus speech from Mork and Mindy).
.Song-a Whatnot sings Who’s in the Strawberry Patch With Sally, with Sally being a monster
.Skit Swedish Chef Filet of Sole(Shoe)
.Closing Number-Robin plays the Killer Queen in a white ballroom surrounded by aristocratic Muppets, including The Electric Mayhem who sings the song Killer Queen

Goodnights(Ballroom Set)
Kermit,Sam,Fozzie,Gonzo,Janice,Male Koozebanian,Scooter,Animal,Drummer Fazoob,Powered Wig Pig


Carroll O’Conner
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(Mid Season One)

Plot-Everyones afraid of Carroll actually being a bigot and have a prejudice against them
.Song-The Gogolala Jubilee Jugband play and sing Charlie Brown(by the Coasters)
.GS Spot-Carroll sings Always with Mary Louise
.Skit Wayne and Wanda sing By The Light Of The Silvery Moon, but the moon goes out on them
.Skit Vets Hospital(pig patient)
.Skit/Song-Carol plays a drill sergeant and has a hard time getting his privates(Fozzie,Gonzo,Scooter,George) in shape,which leads to them to I Want a Girl Just Like The Girl That Married Dear Old Dad
.UK Spot-Dr Teeth sing What a Wonderful World
.Skit-Talk Spot
.Skit Fozzies Monologue
.Skit-Panel Discussion(Is Rock Really Affecting Youth Today? With Archie Bunker)
.Skit Muppets News Flash(Carroll as a farmer claims to grow the largest watermelon, only problem is it sprung a leak)
.Closing Number Carroll sings the closing theme to All in The Family with Rowlf playing piano
Goodnights
Kermit,Miss Piggy,Hilda,Fozzie,Wanda,Rowlf,Gonzo,Brewster as a hippy,Mary Louise

Donny and Marie Osmond
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(Season 4)

Plot-Similar to Liberaces appearance on the show,Donny and Marie dedicate the second half of the show to a special concert of there best hits.
.Song- Miss Piggy dances with an unwilling Kermit and sing “Everyone Says I Love you” in a ballroom of dancing whatnots with Fozzie(Chico)Gonzo(Groucho),and Beaker(Harpo) posing as The Marx Brothers
.Skit-Swedish Chef- Pound Cake(with dumbbells)
.Song-a jester sings Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday" & "My Music in a castle
.Skit-Bear On Patrol
UK Spot-Annie Sue sings Let The Sunshine In
.Closing Number(Donny and Marie medley)
.A Little Bit Country & Rock n Roll
.Donny sings Puppy Love(with a dog band)
.Marie sings In My Own Little Corner Of The World
.Donny sing Hey Girl
.Marie sings Paper Roses
.Donny and Marie sing Deep Purple
Goodnights
Kermit,Miss Piggy, Slim Wilson,Rowlf,Muppy, Gonzo dressed as Groucho, Bubba,Floyd,Robin,Lou

EARTHA KITT (Special Guest appearance of BILLIE HAYES)
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(Season 2)
.Plot-In this Halloween episode, a swarm of witches and monsters invade the theater, led by Taminella Grinderfall, with Eartha being revealed as a witch as well
.Song- Link Hoghthrob sings It’s Not Unusual in an Elvis suit, and is surrounded by monsters by the end
.GS Spot-Reporter Kermit the Frog interviews the evil witch Puetra,played by Eartha Kitt which leads to the song “I’d Rather Be Burned As A Witch”
.Skit-Swedish Chef demonstrates the “proper way” to carve jack o lanterns but the pumpkin he chose has other plans
.Song- Strangepork as a mad scientist sings Dem Bones with a dancing skeleton
.UK SPOT-Uncle Deadly sings Oh What a Beautiful Morning from inside a haunted house
.Song-A Whatnot sings Witchcraft to Svengali's Assistant, who transforms him after every verse
.Song-Billie Hayes as Witchiepoo and a group of witches sing Zap the World
.Closing Number-Taminella and Eartha sings Bother Bewildered and Bewitched

Goodnights
Kermit,Fozzie,Uncle Deadly,Taminella, Big Mama, Gonzo,Peuta(from Gorch dressed as a witch),Strangepork,Pumpkin,Svengali's Assistant

Adam West
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(Season 4)

Plot-Adam West has come to guest star on the show but on one condition NO BATMAN,he loves the role but wants to take a break from donning the cowl,which doesn’t sit well with the cast since they planned a giant Batman themed closing number,so Kermit tries to persuade Adam to do it,which he surprisingly wants to do for he actually missed playing Batman.
.Song-Fugues for Tinhorns(Fozzie,Link,Rowlf)
.GS Spot-Adam attempts to do a more serious sketch posing as a mobster boss for a bunch of pigs but hams up everyline
.Skit-Swedish Chef(Hot Fudge Sundae, blowtorching a hunk of fudge)
.Song-A hobo whatnot sings “Although I Dropped $100,000 in the Market”
.UK Spot-a bunch of bats sing Upside Down in a cave
.Skit-Bear On Patrol(with Adam West playing a police inspector)
.Song-Floyd and Zoot jam out and play Let It Be
.Closing Number-Adam as Batman sings Miranda to Annie Sue,but is interrupted by Muppets dressed as members of Batmans Rouge Gallery
Goodnights(Alley Scene)
Kermit,Robin(dressed as Robin),Fozzie(Joker),Gonzo(Penguin),Beaker(as Riddler),Miss Piggy(Catwoman),Penguin,Link(police garb),Annie Sue


Bea Arthur
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(Season 5)
Plot-Scooter is having difficulties studying for a school test because of all the craziness backstage and is always called for something
.Song-Gonzo sings Shaddap You Face in a Italian square with chicken back up
.GS Spot-Bea sings Down in the Depths
.Skit-Muppets Sports(Anvil Throw)
.Song- Lew Zealand sing Peasy Weasy
.UK Spot -Miss Piggy sings How Long Has This Been Going On, to a busy Kermit backstage
.Song-Fed up with all the noise Scooter sings “Hush” with The Electric Mayhem playing backup
.Skit/Song-The  Swedish Chef beings to prepare poi on a beach,but soon cries, soon Bea comes in and sings Happy Talk to the Chef,because he’s having asking a girl out,which turns out to be Lew Zealand in drag
.Closing Number-Bea Arthur sings Hard Hearted Hannah with a penguin band

Goodnight
Kermit,Piggy,Chef, Lew Zealand, Scooter,Beauregard,Penguins(X3)

Charles Nelson Reilly
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(Early Season 3)
Plot-(NA)
.Song-Three Andrew Sisters esque whatnots sing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
.GS Spot-Charles plays a  customer service store clerk and runs circles around a frustrated Miss Piggy who wants to return a broken washing machine(The Lucy Show)
.Skit-Pigs In Space
.Song-Charles as a pirate sings a medley of songs from The Pirates of Penzance
.UK Spot-The Electric Mayhem sings Aquarius
.Song-Swedish Chef tries to prepare a salad for Charles but his vegetables come to life and dance to the Rutabaga Rag
.Skit-Muppet Labs(Muppet Vac which sucks up Beaker)
.Closing Number-Charles relives his days on Broadway by singing a medley of broadway shows(Hello Dolly,Bye Bye Birdie etc)
Goodnights
Kermit,Piggy,Fozzie,Gonzo,Scooter,Chef,Rutabaga Dancer,Potato,parrot(on Charles shoulder),Giant Carrot

Lucille Ball
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(Mid Season 2)
.Plot-Kermit has got a splitting headache, and somehow tries to host the show while also trying to relaxing but unfortunately the acts he booked doesn’t help his headache much.
.Song-The Electric Mayhem preform Ol’55 but soon rock out LOUD near the end
.GS Spot-Mildred or Miss Piggy and Lucille sing Bosom Buddies while having tea
.Skit-Muppet Labs(Noise Cancelling Earmuffs)
.Song-Gonzo as a doctor does a medical demonstration on stage with Kermit as his volunteer but soon leads to the song NOISE(Phantom Tollbooth) and causes more pain for the frog’s headache
.UK Spot -Rowlf leads a bunch of dog sailors through a rendition of There Is Nothing Like a Dame(censored)
.Skit-Talk Spot-Gonzo and Lucille chat, as Lucille questions Gonzo’s profession as a stuntman
.Song-A bunch of kabuki pigs sing All You Need Is Love(with Animal on the gong, making Kermit feel worse)
.Skit-Vet’s Hospital(Crazy Harry as patient,ends in bang much to the chagrin of Kermit)
.Skit-Sweetums and Timmy play the Anvil Chorus on actual anvils,which Kermit calls off very quickly soon the frog starts crying from the pain,
.Closing Number-Lucille takes a suffering Kermit onto to her knee and sings Baby Mine, soon other Muppets join in.**
**(Fozzie,Scooter,Gonzo,Droop,Piggy,Janice,Bunsen,Mildred,Robin,Floyd)
Goodnights
Kermit,Piggy,Beaker,Fozzie,Mildred,Gonzo,Rowlf(dressed as a sailor),Scooter